Row your Boat Down the River of Hestapholes

New god DAMN file up in this whore of a blog. Listen to it with both hands or hans. Do you feel it? Its a cool breeze that will end this heat wave. There is no cure for this type of stigmata. I am sorry, We have to amputate. With this rusty shovel.

Synopsis
There is a new file on the left there where every other file is.

Time&Space have always been a mystery to me.I digress:shove a corncob up your dog's ass & give your uncle a hammer to the tune of the national anthem!

I'm back mafuckaz, with a new found outlook on stuff... & things. new file Ted's Buff Shit is now up, listen to it, don't listen to it, engage in a staring contest with a .44, what the hell do we care?
No seriously, i'm asking you, why should we care? you don't know, i don't know; but the pope does. GO ASK HIM!!?

Medicated Closets

I have reached another writers block. So it may be awhile till the next files comes out. Audio synthesizing has led to a dead end really. Can't simulate voice changes well enough to use it as a replacement. Balls.

I have never seen the actual Santa Claus. Every year I try to see him but never have. I am having starting to doubt his existence.

Guess what I have in my hand. What?!? No, it's not a transsexual professional wrestler! It's a dead lobster!

Well fuck I just posted up a mad libs file plus all the recent scripts. In the mad libs file I also included Shakespearian insult comedy as well. Woo!

My birthday is tomorrow. But that doesn't matter. "Why the fuck would he tell us that? No I can't accept that as truth. I will write an angry email to his dog now!" Because negative nelly, My birthday falls on a holiday. Its called Alice Day. I wasn't the one who made it by the way. Its celebrated world wide by pedophiles and sex offenders. Really it exists.

I will be experimenting in audio synthesizing. Don't worry about what it means. Just lean back. Further. Just a little further. Now almost fall backwards. Your just experienced Iraq.

Here, hold the map while I drive.

Well I finished two audio files and they should be posted all up on the left there. See them? Thats hot. I have decided to leave Product the way it is. And maybe one day making an extention.

New Ideas include, Video Dating services, Cancer research experiments, Non-smoking versus smoking debates, Clown story of some type, and Altering Pictures.

Resurrection and Resacrifice of Jesus

Sorry for being gone for awhile. I was at some shit ass crazy competitions. They were hot but thats beside the point.

Anyway I have a traditional Rampage file just about ready. I also still need to fix product and Benjamin files. I think I come up with a few good ideas in the next few days though.

Interesting side Note: I have some sort of cold like sickness. I probably babbled chicken too much and caught salmonella Fitzgerald.

Perception

My point of view changes as I listen to music. Its part of my insanity really. Thats why I listen to music while making audio files. When I made Ted's Fat shit, I got some MF DOOM for the first time. It changed my perception enough to help me make a completely different audio file compared to the rest.

I think Perception is easily changed if you really need/want to change it. You can be a fucking optimistic bastard who can't get sad ever....ever! or a gloomy son of a bitch who convinces other people to quit and throw away grapes or something like that. For me, my only time I have perception in either direction is when I am listening to music. usually I don't care enough to even have an outlook on whats happening around me. And I usually end up just mimicking the people around me. Luckily, since I don't care about most things, I am almost impossible to offend as well.

I am going to improve on The Benjamin and Product Audio Files. I don't feel they are done yet. But first I am going to take a small break, and going to experiment with mad libs.