Cold Cuts

I bet some of you are wondering why we use the Speaking notepad program instead of just talking into a microphone like device. I am not very articulate. In fact some may say that I have a speech impediment. And to those people I say felch shit from your gay lover's eyes.

Anyway I decided to take a break from the aristocrats joke. I will probably write some type of fake product advertisement.

Over time I will also provide scripts so people can know exactly what I typed to get the program say the shit it says.